Wednesday 31 October 2007

Unicorn

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Why isn't he smiling ? He looks kinda pissed, at least I would be if someone tattooed my severed head around someones navel and make me smell (eat?) my mane for the rest of my life.

Probably Sea Horse

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Or a legless zebra with a scruffy mane.

Shaggy With A Daisy

Posted by Emily Listiane john 02:37, under | No comments

Im not sure if this is a tattoo, it looks like one and sure is ugly.

Neckless Tat

Posted by Emily Listiane john 02:33, under | No comments

Let alone the technique, what is that ? 

Mad Hulk Hogan

Posted by Emily Listiane john 02:29, under | No comments

And his famous shirt ripping move caught on a smb's leg, truly amazing

Sunday 28 October 2007

Hug Life

Posted by Emily Listiane john 04:43, under , | No comments

We all know 2pac's motto :

Here's an interesting variation :

And a bonus : 

[some words of explanation:

1. Hug Life is not "horrible" in the strict meaning of this word, it just fits into my collection

2.I know (hope) that the second one is not a real tattoo]

Monkey Love

Posted by Emily Listiane john 04:37, under | No comments

If you find this romantic, you need to go and see a specialist.

Let's Have A Quiz 2

Posted by Emily Listiane john 04:32, under | No comments

WTF is this ? Dice tapeworm around an eagle ? 

Four Eyes

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The "Eyes at the back of the head" starts to be a tattoo topos, not the best one though

Saturday 27 October 2007

Racist

Posted by Emily Listiane john 01:50, under , | No comments

He clearly lives in a homogeneous white society when no one would kick his ass for being an idiot.

Nemo Me Impune Lacessit (With a Snake)

Posted by Emily Listiane john 01:38, under , | No comments

None provokes me unpunished - Well, I will. This snake is awful, so is the sign. Is he trying to scare those who criticise his tattoo ?

Ouija Board

Posted by Emily Listiane john 01:36, under , | No comments

Halloween themed tattoo, invite this guy if you ever happen to lost your ouija board. 

Marie Marry Me ?

Posted by Emily Listiane john 01:31, under | No comments

A step too far in the ongoing quest of unique engagement.

Thursday 25 October 2007

Paradise Lost

Posted by Emily Listiane john 04:47, under | No comments

Dolphin, parrots, sea at sunset ... what else can you ask for, maybe a little taste but that's my opinion

Fuck You, Pay Me

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The simplicity of these words is just astounding.

Crisis

Posted by Emily Listiane john 04:42, under , | No comments

To understand this tattoo better lets look up this word in the dictionary :

Crisis  n.
1. 
a. A crucial or decisive point or situation; a turning point.
b. An unstable condition, as in political, social, or economic affairs, involving an impending abrupt or decisive change.
2. A sudden change in the course of a disease or fever, toward either improvement or deterioration.
3. An emotionally stressful event or traumatic change in a person's life.
4. A point in a story or drama when a conflict reaches its highest tension and must be resolved.

Psycho Mantis

Posted by Emily Listiane john 04:38, under | No comments

I understand that it was a tough boss, but to tattoo him ? 

Tuesday 23 October 2007

Fuck The Police

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At least the police officer is happy.

Dragon (Of Some Sorts)

Posted by Emily Listiane john 23:25, under | No comments

Just look at the exquisiteness of the fire.

NEStor

Posted by Emily Listiane john 23:21, under | No comments

King Koopa, Samus and what not. 

Dental Horror

Posted by Emily Listiane john 23:18, under | No comments

The horror! The horror!

Flaming Eagle

Posted by Emily Listiane john 23:12, under | No comments

Burn birdy burn. Please tell me that it was made in jail or I will lost any faith in the tattooers.

Monday 22 October 2007

Male Portrait

Posted by Emily Listiane john 23:33, under | No comments

"Please, don't hurt me"

Dragonish Snake

Posted by Emily Listiane john 23:30, under | No comments

Hunched and pretty ugly one

Nissan and Toyota

Posted by Emily Listiane john 23:22, under | No comments

Come on ! We all know that you can have only one stupid car logo tat, It's against the rules

Skull Bong

Posted by Emily Listiane john 23:16, under , | No comments

The history of this tat might have looked something like that:

"Hey dude, we're soo wasted, let's tattoo something"

"Like what?"

"Like, I don't know, wooooow, a skull, skulls are cool"

"Yeah, but normal skull is boring ... let's have a .... [dumdumdum] a skull bong"

Sunday 21 October 2007

Dead Smiley

Posted by Emily Listiane john 23:51, under | No comments

Oh, my. This is preposterous

Happy Skull Neck Tat

Posted by Emily Listiane john 23:49, under | No comments

Skulls aren't supposed to be smiling, bear guns, or have eyes, and definetely not to be tattooed on ones neck.

Curious Monkeys

Posted by Emily Listiane john 23:47, under | No comments

101 uses for the belly button.

World's Greatest Mom

Posted by Emily Listiane john 23:45, under | No comments

Well, maybe. But not the greatest tat.

Misspelled Tattoo

Posted by Emily Listiane john 23:43, under | No comments

You bleed just to know your alive

Saturday 20 October 2007

The Green Man

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At least I wish it was a Green Man, otherwise it must be a face in a lettuce leaf.

Labyrinth

Posted by Emily Listiane john 00:32, under | No comments

I guess he decided that labyrinth tat is lame so he added the pacman ghost to look cool.

Syringe And The Clef

Posted by Emily Listiane john 00:25, under | No comments

Does this  syringe breaks on the clef thus saying "Music is mightier than injection" or is the needle turning into one and carries the meaning "The harmony of vaccine" ?

Friday 19 October 2007

Mario & Luigi : GAME OVER

Posted by Emily Listiane john 01:34, under , | No comments

First of all, nice tat but I'm sure that there are better places for a "Game Over" tat than throat, imagine living with such a thing.

Fat Marilyn Monroe

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I hope that the angle of this photo contributed to the overall unattractiveness of it

Submitted by JoLnapin, thanks !

Fairies And Some Geometric Rubbish

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A proving ground for a tattooer 

Thursday 18 October 2007

Gollums

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The impossible has been achieved, Gollum the epitome of ugliness, even uglier

Bird Face

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I'm still not sure is this supposed to be an eagle on his face or some feathers arrange so to imitate an owl or something.

+ the faded tiger on his forehead

Green Angel Mouse

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I almost understand this tat, almost.

Wednesday 17 October 2007

Let's Have A Quiz 1

Posted by Emily Listiane john 02:25, under | No comments

WTF is that ? My guess "a glam rock chick on a pillow, trasfering her soul into the sword"

Crossed Skull

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Do not combine skulls with crosses or you will get this kind of creepy pick-a-boo doubtful piece of "art" 

Here Comes The Sun (And A Moon)

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Those are utterly horrific, no matter if it was supposed to be a sweet celestial body or just a kick ass hardcore skull-sun tat, it suck

Tuesday 16 October 2007

Dead Bunny

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The right way to say that Easter Bunny doesn't exist.

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